Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Great office pranks

Tired of boring days at the office? Liven it up around there with a few harmless office pranks! These are funny, easy, and perfect pranks to make any day at the office just a little bit more fun!

The boss wants to see you…

This is very simple. Walk up to your co-worker, and with a very serious look, tell him that the boss wants to see him. If he asks why, just say… I don’t know, but he was in a pretty bad mood. When he walks in, his boss will probably look at him like he is a bit daft – hilarious prank if you can play it out right!

Mystery string…

Have some high shelves in your office? Well, fill a paper cup with paper shreds, paper clips, or confetti and tape a piece of string to the top rim of the cup. Then, put it up on top of a shelf, back from view. Let the string dangle down. It will really rouse curiosity in most people, and they will see little harm in tugging a string hanging down from a shelf!

Page your co-workers…

If your office has a paging system, try paging your co-workers to do funny stuff. Here are a few examples…

- John, will you come to the management office please.
- John, you left some personal items in the women’s restroom, will you come get them at management?
- If anyone would like to go home early, please call management. Hurry, it is first come first serve!
- We would like to invite everyone to the conference room for free doughnuts!  So take your 15 minute break now.
- We are pleased to announce that the spring bonus checks are in! Please pick yours up by asking for it in management.

These are just a few of the things that you could say over your offices intercom system.

When Men become Old and Boring

Most of us have heard of the saying that women are like fine wine, they get better with age. What about men? Well, the years have not been kind to these hunks….

Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer

Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke

Brendan Fraser

Brendan Fraser

Russel Crowe

Russel Crowe

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin

Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan

A funny story for that tough day at work

Do have you ever found yourself having one of those days? You know, those kinds of days where you would rather be anywhere else than in a depressing cubicle or office, working for a boss that you cannot stand for another minute? Well, here is a funny story that might help to improve your day.

Weight loss plan.

A man was watching TV one day when he saw an ad for a weight loss plan. The company looked pretty reputable, so he decided that he would try one out. Not wanting to outdo himself, he ordered the 5 day, ten pound plan. It sounded like a good idea, and besides, he had wanted to lose a few pounds now for awhile.

Well, the next morning, there was a knock at his door. When he answered it, he found a beautiful young woman standing at his door, wearing nothing but white tennis shoes and a sign that said “weight loss plan” hung around her neck. She explained that she was a representative from the weight loss company, and that if he could catch her, he could keep her. Well, needless to say, he dashed after her, chasing her all over town. By the time he decided to give up (she was much faster than him), he was gasping for air and out of breath. Perplexed, he headed home and went to bed. This continued for four more days, and believe it or not, when he stepped on the scale after the fifth day, he had lost ten pounds. He was so impressed, that he got right on the phone and ordered the 6 day, 20 pound weight loss plan. Read more »

Funny blond jokes

Blonde jokes are no doubt hilarious. Here are a few to keep you laughing, so enjoy!

Blonde at the football game.

A guy takes his new blonde girlfriend to a football game for their first date. After the game, he asks her how she liked it. She replies…

“Well, I really enjoyed watching all of those big men in tight clothes, but there is one thing that I found really confusing.”. At this, her boyfriend asks…

“What did you find confusing?”

“Well…” she continues…”In the beginning of the game they flipped a quarter to see who kicked off first. Then, all I heard through the whole rest of the game was ‘get the quarterback… get the quarterback‘. I was like… ‘gee, calm down… it’s just a quarter!” Read more »

Jesus Humor

Now that the holidays are here it´s time for some Jesus Humor….

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