Do have you ever found yourself having one of those days? You know, those kinds of days where you would rather be anywhere else than in a depressing cubicle or office, working for a boss that you cannot stand for another minute? Well, here is a funny story that might help to improve your day.

Weight loss plan.

A man was watching TV one day when he saw an ad for a weight loss plan. The company looked pretty reputable, so he decided that he would try one out. Not wanting to outdo himself, he ordered the 5 day, ten pound plan. It sounded like a good idea, and besides, he had wanted to lose a few pounds now for awhile.

Well, the next morning, there was a knock at his door. When he answered it, he found a beautiful young woman standing at his door, wearing nothing but white tennis shoes and a sign that said “weight loss plan” hung around her neck. She explained that she was a representative from the weight loss company, and that if he could catch her, he could keep her. Well, needless to say, he dashed after her, chasing her all over town. By the time he decided to give up (she was much faster than him), he was gasping for air and out of breath. Perplexed, he headed home and went to bed. This continued for four more days, and believe it or not, when he stepped on the scale after the fifth day, he had lost ten pounds. He was so impressed, that he got right on the phone and ordered the 6 day, 20 pound weight loss plan.

The next morning, he again woke up to a knock at his door. This time, he was greeted by the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and the only thing she was wearing were white tennis shoes, and a sign around her neck that said “weight loss plan”. She explained, much like the girl before had, that she was a representative from the weight loss company, and that if he could catch her, he could keep her. Well, he dashed after her, and for 6 days tried to catch her. But to no avail, he drug his weary body back to bed the sixth night, perplexed and dumbfounded… that is, he was until he woke up the next morning and weight an entire 20 pounds less! He was so ecstatic that he immediately called the company up and told them that he wanted their 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. The woman on the line hesitated… “are you sure?”, she asked. He told her he was.

The next morning, he was awoken by a knocking at his door. When he answered it, he was greeted by a huge, muscular man wearing nothing but pink tennis shoes and a sign that had “weight loss plan” printed on it. He said… “I am your weight loss program, and if I catch you, your mine.”

That week, the man lost 62 pounds.