Blonde jokes are no doubt hilarious. Here are a few to keep you laughing, so enjoy!

Blonde at the football game.

A guy takes his new blonde girlfriend to a football game for their first date. After the game, he asks her how she liked it. She replies…

“Well, I really enjoyed watching all of those big men in tight clothes, but there is one thing that I found really confusing.”. At this, her boyfriend asks…

“What did you find confusing?”

“Well…” she continues…”In the beginning of the game they flipped a quarter to see who kicked off first. Then, all I heard through the whole rest of the game was ‘get the quarterback… get the quarterback‘. I was like… ‘gee, calm down… it’s just a quarter!”

Magic Mirror.

In this bar there was a mirror. The mirror was a magic mirror, and if you told a lie, it would suck you in. Well, one day, a brunette walked up to the mirror and said “I think I am the most beautiful girl in the world.” And the mirror sucked her in. Later, this redhead walked up to the mirror and said…”I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world.” And the mirror sucked her in as well. Then, a blond walked up to the mirror. She said “I think…” and then she got sucked in.

Questions and answers.

What is eternity? It is four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? To remind them that TOES GO IN FIRST!.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? Well, you always hear about them, but never see them!

Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes? Because they think that their picture is being taken!