I can´t imagine how a Romanian man, Nelu Luca, must have felt when he discovered a dead mouse inside a salami sausage he was eating. The worst part is that he had already eated a half of the salami before finding the dead mouse.

“I couldn’t believe it. I’m always careful with what I buy but the salami looked perfectly fine from the outside. But in the middle there was a dead mouse,” said Mr Luca.

Now, the manufacturers of the salami are facing a fine of up to £1,000, which is not enough if you ask me. According to the head of consumer protection, Valerian Salvastru, a sample of the salami was sent to the lab to see if there was a health risk.

Manager of the company that produced the salami, Ovidiu Wencz, is blaming this incident on saboteurs and he is sure that someone deliberately put the dead mouse in the salami mixture. According to him, they have had problems with screws and nuts in their salami before, but solved that problem by installing magnets.

Salami anyone?

A 52 year old Montenegrin man, Milo Bogisic, bought a coffin from a funeral director. He then jumped into the casket, put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger before the shocked staff could stop him.

Medics managed to save his life because the bullet passed straight through his chin and nose missing his brain. Funeral company is refusing to give him a refund on the coffin. One worker said:

“He’ll have to keep it. He’ll get some proper use out of it one day.”

A 44 year old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov, was drinking with his friends when he got this sick idea of raping a raccoon. The raccoon fought back and bit off a part of his penis.

Mr Kirilov told stunned surgeons in Moscow: “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun.”

Surgeons are now trying to restore his “manhood” as best as they can. One of his drinking buddies said:

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off. That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”

Crazy, right?

While the staff were still recovering from the shock of the robbery, the robber, now without his balaclava and shotgun, walked in to the bank to settle his overdraft.

Staff recognised the distinctive trainers he’d been wearing and called police.  Police said:

“They could not believe their eyes when they saw a man wearing the same shoes come back in and kept him in the bank talking about his overdraft while our officers arrived.”

The man is now arrested and will be charged with armed robbery.

The flower slowly emerged from the remnants of the mountainside.  According to the forest rangers of the Meilan village, Jinfeng town, the stone flower was discovered by an elderly villager about a month ago when he was collecting firewood deep in the forest.

The village head Ran Zaizhong believes that the ‘stone flower’ is a gift from nature and reveals that the township officials will protect the ‘stone flower’ and develop the location as a scenic local attraction. The villagers have now built a path through the woods so that people can easily visit the location.

Geologist Dr. Meng Youyan, after studying pictures of the ‘stone flower’ said the so-called petals are in fact 300 million-year-old chert nodules.

Using plastic prostitutes on the street, a 27 years old Romanian man, Cristi Birgu, is trying to attract custumers to his garden gnome business.

Birgu has received many complains from neighbors for his way of advertising his business but he is determined to keep the plastic prostitutes on the street.

“So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not too many customers. Sometimes I am afraid somebody might have an accident, arrested by the view, you know,” said Mr Birgu.

A thief with no arms managed to steal a 24-inch TV in Munich, Germany. He had two accomplices who used clamps to fix the TV to his body.

When the staff noticed that the TV was missing from its stand they looked back at CCTV recordings and saw the armless thief walking out of the store with their TV attached to his body.

“It’s hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone’s attention,” said a police spokesman.

The billboard below has caused outrage in a Chinese city by featuring what appears to be a man hanging from a rope. What looks like a man is actually a mannequin hanging from the top of the billboard.

The advertisement it self is a reference to the global financial crisis and it reads: “It’s better to invest money here than put it into the stock market.”

Creative director behind the ad said that the aim was to catch people’s attention but many people were terrified bacuase they thought it was a real suicide.

After receiving many complaints, the local industry and trade bureau took down the mannequin.

Mr Changlin says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Their son likes to play with it and that is why they will keep it.

Check out the picture below.

According to Tkalcec, what most interests him in funerals is to see how people send off the deceased. He has attended in over 2000 funerals and he belives that it´s a world record.

People who know him used to find his passion for funerals strange but they have gradually got used to it.