“I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… but I want to stay alive.” – Madonna

“When people find out that I’m just a human being I guess I disappoint them.” – Beyonce Knowles

“Our club captain Gary Neville’s been out for a year now, but Giggsy has taken up the mantelpiece.” – Rio Ferdinand

“I’m 28 now and they say you peak at 28 – so my best years are still ahead of me.” – Kieron Dyer

“Isn’t Halle Berry the most beautiful woman? I have a film I’d like to be in her with – I mean I’d like to be with her in.” – Ewan McGregor

“England? England is in London right?” – Eminem

“What do you wear on a running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.” – Victoria Beckham

“I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.”  – Paris Hilton

“What gorgeous staff I have. I can’t understand those who have ugly people working for them.” – Jade Jagger

“One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.” – Alan Shearer

“My grandma was like: ‘Oh, Christina, you look like a whore!’ I explained that’s the idea.” – Christina Aguilera

“You can’t understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says Duck!” – Russell Crowe

“I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion Bar at the time.” – David Beckham

“If you chopped off my head, I’d still carry on talking, because the head stays alive for a bit. I’ve seen that in films.” – Jade Goody

“If more families were like us the world would be a better place.” – Kelly Osbourne

“I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”  – Arnold Schwarzenegger