“Well, I really enjoyed watching all of those big men in tight clothes, but there is one thing that I found really confusing.”. At this, her boyfriend asks…

“What did you find confusing?”

“Well…” she continues…”In the beginning of the game they flipped a quarter to see who kicked off first. Then, all I heard through the whole rest of the game was ‘get the quarterback… get the quarterback‘. I was like… ‘gee, calm down… it’s just a quarter!”

Magic Mirror.

In this bar there was a mirror. The mirror was a magic mirror, and if you told a lie, it would suck you in. Well, one day, a brunette walked up to the mirror and said “I think I am the most beautiful girl in the world.” And the mirror sucked her in. Later, this redhead walked up to the mirror and said…”I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world.” And the mirror sucked her in as well. Then, a blond walked up to the mirror. She said “I think…” and then she got sucked in.

Questions and answers.

What is eternity? It is four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? To remind them that TOES GO IN FIRST!.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? Well, you always hear about them, but never see them!

Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes? Because they think that their picture is being taken!

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1. Hitler was one of the nominees for the 1938 Nobel Peace prize.

2. The average British woman spends two years of her life gazing in the mirror.

3. 2/3 of earth population have never seen snow.

4. In 1982, a new law was inforced in Zimbabwe, were it was forbidden for people to make fun of president’s name, Canaan Banana.

5. 6% of all heart attacks happens during the sex. 90% of them happens while you are cheating.

6. NASA never had any spaceships in space between 31 December and 1 January. They are affraid of computer error during these dates.

7. Every 3400th American is Elvis impersonator.

8. Woman are estimated to buy 80% of everything sold.

9. 44000 babies are born each day in China.

10. There are almost twice as many chickens alive as humans.

11. Men produce twice as much saliva as women.

12. Sixty-two of the world’s 100 richest men are married to brunettes.

13. On any given evening 35-40 paparazzi follow Britney Spears.

14. While filming the movie Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubrick, shot 96 takes of Tom Cruise walking through a door.

15. No English manager has ever won the Premier League.

16. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

17. No words in the English language rhyme with “orange”, “silver”, “purple” or “month”.

18. The most expensive age of your life is 34.

19. On an average day, about 3.3% of the world’s population has sex. Only 0.4% of these acts results in a birth.

20. More than 90 per cent of plane crashes have survivors

New Hampshire’s Valley News readers were surprised to see the paper’s name spelled “Valley Newss” in this Mondays edition.

The newspaper acknowledged the error the following day by saying:

“Readers may have noticed that the Valley News misspelled its own name on yesterday’s front page.”

“Given that we routinely call on other institutions to hold themselves accountable for the mistakes, let us say for the record: We sure feel silly.”

At least this way they will get publicity…don´t you think?