A Polish man takes the stupidity to a whole new level. After being out drinking with his friends, he wasn´t sure if he was too drunk to drive. So what did he do?

He drove to a police station and asked officers if he was too drunk to drive. The nearest station was too far for him to walk and so he decided to drive there.

Police officers did a breath test on him and found that he was over the drink drive limit. He was arrested for drink-driving and lost his driving license. Stupid right?

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Old traditional scarecrow was failing to keep the wildfowl away so he made a new one looking just like singer Amy Winehouse with tattoos, cigarettes and bottle of booze.

“The pigeons are terrified, they’re sitting up on the telephone wires too scared to come into the field which is brilliant. Every farmer needs an Amy scarecrow,” he said.

When the singing career is over she will have something to lean on.

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